No Cons No Crooks No Kings T-Shirt - Anti-Corruption Democracy Defender Apparel

We deserve leaders who aren't con artists, criminals, or wannabe monarchs.

"NO CONS, NO CROOKS, NO KINGS"

This anti-corruption activist shirt lays out simple standards for leadership: no con artists scamming the public, no crooks stealing from taxpayers, no kings demanding absolute power. Is that really too much to ask?

DESIGN DETAILS:
• Three-part list format (punchy, memorable)
• Bold typography
• Clean or graffiti aesthetic options
• Rally chant energy

DESIGN VARIATION:
- NoConsNoCrooksNoKings.png: "Cons" and "Crooks"
- NoConsNoClownsNoKings.png: "Cons" and "Clowns" (more playful)

PERFECT FOR:
✓ Voters tired of corrupt leadership
✓ Anti-corruption organizers
✓ Anyone who thinks "not being a criminal" should be a bare minimum for elected office
✓ Protesters demanding accountability
✓ People who remember when political leaders at least PRETENDED to have ethics

WHY THIS RESONATES:
These aren't high standards. These are BARE MINIMUM standards. And yet, here we are, needing a shirt to state the obvious: our leaders shouldn't be con artists, criminals, or aspiring dictators.

THE THREE NOs:
1. NO CONS - No grifters, no scammers, no fraudsters
2. NO CROOKS - No criminals, no thieves, no corruption
3. NO KINGS - No authoritarians, no dictators, no tyrants

ABOUT ROGUE RESISTANCE:
From Rogue Valley, Oregon. We create resistance apparel for people with standards (even very low ones, apparently).

PRODUCT INFO:
• Durable t-shirt for protests and organizing
• Sizes XS-3XL
• Ethically printed on demand in the USA

No cons. No crooks. No kings. Just democracy. Please.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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